If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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