Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
That's intense
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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