I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
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When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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