My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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