I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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