my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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