This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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