But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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