Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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