I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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