in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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