You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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