grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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