OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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