i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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