my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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