Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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