talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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