after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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