is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
accomplished twins. life is a go
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
We left the knife in your bed.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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