I wish I could teleport
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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