Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Welp...herpes.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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