Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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