it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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