dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i just google imaged poop.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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