i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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