Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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