Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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