real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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