everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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