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(818): View more from California

Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?

(213): View more from California

Ya ya. Where you eating?

(818): View more from California

Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.

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(716): View more from New York

i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.

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(305): View more from Florida

Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.

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(705): View more from Ontario

I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so

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