if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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