Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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