Got a toothbrush?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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