It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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