He asked me if I "almost moaned"
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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