Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
