Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
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