Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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