I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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