Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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