That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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