Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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