first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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