K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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