I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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