It's Friday. Sex?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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