His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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