What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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