S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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