That's when you crack a 10am beer
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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