thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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