It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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