now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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