Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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