well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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