So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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